flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

(Source: uqqu)

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fonesecks:

saying “come over” to someone who lives 92657 miles away

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rally-dawson:

ahh yes the sweet smell of feeling excluded from absolutely everything

(Source: rallydawsonmoved)

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deanisanactualprincess:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

did you just quote spongebob?

deanisanactualprincess:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

did you just quote spongebob?

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emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess
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bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess)

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(Source: thischarmingcharlie)

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i am so bored

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

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(Source: animatedtext)

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  • Asker
  • Anonymous
Best and worst relationships with good amount of details; Go!

well i haven’t really been in many relationships at all. maybe like one kind of? just fake little hand holding middle school ones that lasted a few hours. been single for three years soooooo. haven’t really had a best or a worst yet.

netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

(Source: netlfix)

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cassandracaindesiresstuff:

fiialqamarr:

hereinidaho:

sizvideos:

Watch it in video

Follow us on Tumblr

DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.

Wow

what the shit

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